About Us
It takes a team of very highly skilled, dedicated and most importantly, real, people to keep the rob norton afloat. That is to say, not completely sunk. To the bottom. Yet. And it's a pleasure to take a minute to introduce them all to you. Future plans involve a video greeting from each member of the team but at present, it's been a difficult task coordinating our busy schedules and eras. But really this page can't get any better than it already is. So we might leave it alone. So without further ado, please to meet your new best friends.
the rob norton
CEO
the rob norton is the head potato of the rob norton and is in fact the whole of the enchilada, kit & caboodle and more. Much more. In fact, there is an entire website dedicated to the goings on of the rob norton, in which he seems desperate to proove that fact. And so he does, with aplomb.
Born and raised in Toronto, the rob norton spent his early years traveling around North America, finding inspiration in the people and cultures from coast to coast. And in his later years he invented a time machine, married a young Pamela Anderson and found the lost city of Siam.
Ashley Amberson
Editorial Consultant
Ashley Amberson brings her keen editorial eye to the the rob norton team. A professional layabout, her expertise as an 'administrator' helps separate us from the competition. She has yet to bring her updated biography however and so we don’t get to know very much about her yet.
A super lady, both at home and work, she lends her talents to all that ask and proves her super ability at all times - including volunteering at this years Ice Cream Olympics in Anchorage Alaska, and finishing first place in the 'I'm Present' attendance competition.
Karl Monsoon
Web Design
When it comes to the topic of Web Design, the first name in cutting edge ideas is 'Karl' - as in Karl Monsoon, the man who revolutionized web design for a generation. From his epic 'here I am' campaign, to his years as Apples biggest fan, he has laid a path that few, indeed none, would try to follow.
Karl cut his teeth as Ronald Regans right hand man in the '80s, until he realized he actually did not. Karl enjoys living on the beach, working with the rob norton, pretending he's in the movie 'FLETCH' and being imaginary.
Fred Croq
Marketing
Was Fred Croq always obsessed with marketing? No. He has, in fact never been, and it's that inherent ability to not obsess that left Fred Croq behind. Where we were lucky enough to find him and retain his 'skills' in return for room and board.
Fred enjoys living in the mountains of East Virginia, working with the rob norton, pretending he's the lead singer of 'The Cranberries' and knowing for certain, that he is real.
Marge Nobody
Sales
A product of home schooling, Marge Nobody changed the way Childrens Services viewed unschooled children; leading to a severe crackdown on the practice. Stints at important places and a keen eye for avoiding responsibility, crafted the star we know today as 'the rob norton sales person.'
Nobody enjoys working with the rob norton. Nobody thinks there is anything redeemable about it at all. Nobody doubts whether they're real or imaginary. Nobody.
Ian Champly
Janitor
Ian joined the the rob norton team quite by accident. Walking home one day from the local watering hole, he soon found himself the first of many 'human slave labourers' employed by the rob norton. His 'Can-do' attitude has proven to be a boon to the company for the many years since.
Ian enjoys living and breathing, although he believes he is actually long deceased. He also enjoys working with the rob norton, pretending he's alive and pretending that he's Albert Einstein.