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On the Golden Globes

First off, I have to quickly explain why I’m writing about what somebody, somewhere probably refers to as the GG’s. Well, it’s not because I really have any great insights to share, although I have seen about 33% of the stuff they were talking about. And it’s not an excuse to talk about J-Los (wait, how do you spell J-Los) awesome dress, which I’m sure made quite a few people feel better about, well, a lot of things -for me it made J-Lo seem hot again. Which is comforting on some level because she was starting to seem maybe a little too old for that and I hate that new world -the world where J-lo is too old to be hot. I mean -who am I in that world? Who are we all? Aging and dying is who …it’s not a good world and J-Los dress let us know we are not there yet. Life is still worth living. But as I say that wasn’t why I wanted to spend a minute writing about the GG’s.

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Rather Terrible Ideas for an Opening – #1

It is said that man is nothing but the sum of his ideas. That to know a man truly is impossible without understanding his failures. His attempts at success. For without this record of non achievements, we are left with solely a carefully crafted synopsis: the man, were he a blurb on a book jacket or a paragraph written under #65 in the Maxim Hot 100. “See here what is of benefit to only me.”

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